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Online Multiplayer • Persistent World • Browser or Desktop Launcher

This is why you don’t give cats guns.

Covert Cats is a gritty, absurd online multiplayer RPG for people who miss old-school MMO energy and think cats with guns are a terrible idea.

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Playable right now • Memes are damage
Built solo • Custom game engine

Watch the teaser

A fast look at Covert Cats in motion. Real gameplay. Real multiplayer. Real bad decisions.

Watch on YouTube
30-second alpha teaser trailer.

Need a desktop launcher?

If your browser breaks, blocks, or behaves like wet cardboard, use a standalone launcher instead.

Same game. Different wrapper.
Windows
Installer

Best for most Windows players.

Download 86 MB
Windows
Portable

No install. Just run it.

Download 79 MB
Linux
Launcher

Standalone AppImage launcher for Linux.

Download 113 MB
Launchers are optional. The game is still playable in browser.
If a launcher does not open right away, your system may require you to allow or unblock it first.

What it is

Not a prototype. Not a cash grab. A playable lightweight MMO with real systems, real players, and very few apologies.

NSFW humor. Soft people may perish.
Persistent World

A shared world with zones, travel, NPCs, and players that keeps moving without you.

Party-first MMO

Built around parties, roles, buffs, and the chaos that happens when someone ignores the plan.

Tactical Combat

Real time combat with cooldowns, limited resources, and enemies that punish hesitation.

Systems Depth

Progression, vendors, loot, codex, skill trees, and the Patchline weirdness.

The four classes

Pick a role. Become a problem.

Party friendly. Solo viable. Chaos guaranteed.
The Fur
The Fur

Tank. The front line. The bad idea absorber.

You go first. You stay last. You blame the healer anyway.
The Claw
The Claw

DPS. Peak violence. Minimal patience.

You are here to delete enemies and pretend positioning is optional.
The Tongue
The Tongue

Heals. Mercy is optional.

You keep everyone alive while judging them the entire time.
The Tail
The Tail

Support. Buffs, utility, and problem solving.

You make the party better and nobody notices until you are gone.
Roles are real. Sweatlording is optional.

This world has a history

The Patchline did not fix anything. It replaced the rules. Your abilities and anomalies exist for reasons the world is still paying for. The Codex explains what went wrong.

Data Biscuits HuskTech The Recollection Patchline Nodes
Optional reading. Mandatory consequences.
Codex screenshot

Sniper Cat

Get in early

Covert Cats is now in public beta. Jump in, break things, report anything that catches fire, and join the Discord for updates.

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